Upcoming GOP debate hosted by Donald Trump revealed to be pilot for “Presidential Apprentice”…
Newt Gingrich mocks Fox News; in related news, dog bites hand that feeds him.
Lady Gaga reveals what it takes to woo her – “someone with the same fashion sense”…
Ann Coulter calls John McCain a “douchebag”; in related news, pot calls kettle “black”….
Fox News accuses “Muppets” of liberal agenda. “This Kermit character by his very own color encourages children to ‘go green’!”
You should take everything I say with a grain of salt.
Unless you’re diabetic.
I would like to say that this year has been a real treat for satirists such as myself.
I would also like to say that I would give it up in a heartbeat for a world that wasn’t as fucked up as ours.