Top Ten Reasons to Not Fly American Airlines

10. Strip search required for alcohol

9. McRibs offered for dinner

8. Emergency exit opens from outside

7. Flight attendants courtesy of prison job program

6. Internet uses dial-up

5. Nothing in 2011 budget for efficient parts

4. Every third seat is an ejection seat

3. In-flight movies are “direct to DVD”

2. “Kids Fly Free” doesn’t mean what you think it means

And the Number One Reason to Not Fly American Airlines…

1. Alec Baldwin may be on your flight

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By clavius42

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