THE UNEDITED ORIGINAL SCRIPT FOR RICK PERRY’S NEW AD!
I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a Christian, though most Christians are ashamed to admit I am.
But you don’t need to be in the pew every Sunday to know that something’s wrong with the country when gays can serve openly in the military, dying for our country, sacrificing their bodies and souls, even showing what true courage is – but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. And if I am elected, you’re gonna need every prayer you got. Of course it’s no problem for them Jews, ’cause they’re going to Hell anyway.
As President, I’ll end Obama’s war on religion, and start a whole new one. And I’ll fight against liberal attacks on our religious heritage, though it may require reading books.
Faith made America strong, and I can make her strong again. With a lot of endorsements and animal sacrifices.
I’m Rick Perry, and I halfheartedly approve this message.
And remember – save a pretzel for the gas jets!