Today it was announced that the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong Il, has died. North Koreans are both enthusiastic and skeptical, since there is still the question of who will succeed him.
“More to the point,” asked a North Korean ambassador, “will the next leader be able to be as batshit crazy as Kim Jong Il? There is speculation that one of his three sons, most notably Kim Jong Un, will take his father’s place. But there is a question of his sanity. If he has a lack of it, then he should be suitable.”
Kim Jong Un, the leading candidate, admitted that “dude, I don’t understand this whole nuclear thing, I just want to party!” He then let out a whooping noise and dropped his pants.
After worldwide polls were conducted this morning, the vote for Kim Jong Il as “the craziest person on the face of the planet” has only been bested by votes for Charlie Sheen and Donald Trump…