Bush Calls Mitt Romney “Best Choice” in 2012 Campaign – “Who The Hell Else Is There?”

Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney received a surprising endorsement recently by former president George H. W. Bush. Though the endorsement still remains unofficial at this time, it has created shock waves through the political community.

“I would like to clarify that after watching many of the debates, he was the candidate that made me laugh the least,” Mr. Bush explained. “I mean really, who the hell else is there? The first time I heard Rick Perry, I did a double take! It was like my son was running again! But then I asked myself, ‘how bad could Mr. Perry be’? Of course, after everything that has happened, clearly I have underestimated him.”

George W. Bush had this to say about the endorsement – “My daddy knows what he is doing, and after talking with my new neighbor, Glenn Beck, we are convinced that if Mitt is elected, he will maintain the spirit of our party and our ideals until the Rapture, which according to that movie we watched, is next year.”

House Speaker John Boehner is nonplussed at the announcement, but says that “as long as Mr. Romney continues his attack on President Obama and keeps up with the misquotes, I will whole-heartedly support him. And should he be discovered to have any affairs, I believe his nomination will be secured.”

In fairly related news. Michele Bachmann had a nervous breakdown on a recent news program. A representative explained that “Ms. Bachmann was unexpectedly overwhelmed when she realized that she had run out of words to use…”

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By clavius42

One comment on “Bush Calls Mitt Romney “Best Choice” in 2012 Campaign – “Who The Hell Else Is There?”

  1. Great post! I?m just starting out in community management/marketing media and trying to learn how to do it well – resources like this article are incredibly helpful. As our company is based in the US, it?s all a bit new to us. The example above is something that I worry about as well, how to show your own genuine enthusiasm and share the fact that your product is useful in that case

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