Top Ten Predictions for 2012

10. Fox News discovered to be elaborate prank by Lorne Michaels of SNL.

9. Michael Bay starts cult of brain dead followers.

8. The Kardashians are sent to Mars.

7. Harold Camping declares end of world for umpteenth time.

6. Congress voted out, replaced by popular Las Vegas acts.

5. Woody Allen makes movie in 3-D.

4. George W. Bush admits memoir was ghostwritten, but coloring book was not.

3. Texas secedes from Rick Perry.

2. Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Rihanna, Beyonce all revealed to be same person.

And the Number One Prediction for 2012…

1. Life as we know it ends, but we still have Wi-Fi.

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By clavius42

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