Top Ten Rejected Children’s Book Titles

10. Sometimes It’s Okay To Lie

9. There Are Many Things You Can Do With Gravel!

8. Hoppity Rabbit and His Murderous Spawn

7. You Don’t Know Crap About Dinosaurs!

6. 20 Ways To Irritate Your Parents

5. The Lalalalalalalalalalalalaalalala Book

4. Rick Perry’s “Learning To Write Good”

3. Oh The Jobs You’ll Lose!

2. A Guide To Math You’ll Never Need

and the Number One Rejected Children’s Book Title…

1. Look At You! You’re Reading An Actual Freakin’ Book!

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By clavius42

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