Top Ten Features of the New Facebook Nightclub in Brazil

10. No private booths

9. If you get rowdy, the bouncers will Block you

8. Customers are encouraged to yell out whatever they’re thinking

7. You need Bejeweled Blitz coins to buy drinks

6. When you talk to someone, a large white box appears between you two

5. You can only express yourself in emoticons

4. Women get picked up by guys with really bad grammar

3. The DJ says “Hey everybody! I’m taking Spotify requests!”

2. When you want to dance, you have to authorize your account for permission

and the Number One Feature of the Facebook Nightclub in Brazil…

1. Poke her in the back, Like her in the front

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By clavius42

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