blog: rare skin condition – as in… “how’s that blog healing?”
facebook: not as popular as “facepalm” but much more painful…
tweet: what birds do.
twitter: see tweet
laptop: somebody’s lap
Friend: just a noun
Circle me: walk around a person
bookmark: saves your place in actual book
feed: something you give livestock
hashtag: just say no
Spotify: a glass cleaner
smart phone: opposite of a dumb phone
tag: you’re it!
troll: that thing under the bridge
newsreader: Tom Brokaw