THIS JUST IN!

BREAKING: Mitt Romney wins Florida primary – thanks voters, or as he calls them, “those who aren’t in my tax bracket”…

BREAKING: Romney leads by 15 points in Florida, Gingrich still trailing by three wives…

Fox News celebrates 10 years at #1 in ratings – “We would like to thank all of our sheep – um, viewers!”

Newt Gingrich says he will skip debates if audience members he paid can’t participate…

Herman Cain endorses Newt Gingrich – “When it comes to family values, our interests are both waist high…”

George W. Bush admits memoir was ghostwritten, but coloring book was not.

 

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