THIS JUST IN!

This just in – Punxsutawney Phil comes out of lair, sees debates still going on, moves to Canada…

Mitt Romney clarifies that he “is concerned with the very poor who cut my lawn”…

McDonald’s announces end of chemicals in burgers after several customers complain of spontaneous wing growth…

This just in – Mitt Romney replaces Madonna to sing at Super Bowl…

Jonah Hill reveals weight loss secret: don’t eat so much damn food…

It’s edible, not Oedipal.
Trust me, your Mom will prefer it.

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By clavius42

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