Don’t Worry Mitt Romney (with apologies to Bobbie McFerrin)

So you want the people’s vote?
Here’s something you should take note
Don’t worry, Mitt Romney

You’re not a hit with the public forum
And your promises are full of santorum?
Don’t worry, Mitt Romney

Never fear ’cause it will pass
When Barack Obama kicks your ass
Don’t worry, Mitt Romney

Your own party seems to despise you
And goes to great lengths to disguise you?
Don’t worry, Mitt Romney

Even if you prefer a Mormon steeple
At least you think that corporations are people
Don’t worry, Mitt Romney

Don’t bring everybody down.
Hey, at least you’re not Ron Paul…

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By clavius42

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