THIS JUST IN!

Recent polls show Rush Limbaugh in lead for “world’s biggest dick”. Representative clarifies “that’s just what his head looks like”…

Starbucks opens first ski-through store after failed “slalom ordering” concept…

This just in – Snooki may or may not be pregnant. In related news, most people may or may not give a shit…

Eric Cantor endorses Mitt Romney. “He and I would share the same values, if we had any…”

Rush Limbaugh apologizes for Fluke comments. “My attempt to be humorous failed because I have no idea what humor is…”

Wisconsin GOP lawmaker labels single-parent and gay households as “child abuse”. In related news, same person accused of “bill abuse”…

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