THIS JUST IN!

BREAKING: Rick Santorum wins Louisiana primary, solidifies “batshit crazy” vote…

Tim Tebow traded to New York Jets, Mitt Romney traded to the 99%…

Mitt Romney wins Illinois primary – thanks voters, or as he calls them, “those who aren’t in my tax bracket”…

GOP mistakes The Hunger Games for Republican promo…

Dick Cheney has heart transplant; surgeons baffled when no actual original heart is discovered…

Ashton Kutcher to fly on Richard Branson’s first spacecraft, unknowingly buys one way ticket…

 

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