Top Ten Possible New National Weather Service Warnings

10. You’re not Dorothy.

9. Only Superman can fly.

8. YouTube or your life. You decide.

7. Don’t believe Rick Perry. You can’t shoot twisters.

6. When the sky goes green, it ain’t saying it’s environmentally conscious.

5. This may be worse than the GOP debates.

4. See those cars flying around? What conclusion can you make from this?

3. Mother Nature has just opened a can of whoop ass!

2. Take cover or get ready for the ride of your life!

And the Number One Possible New National Weather Service Warning…

1. GET IN THE FUCKING CELLAR!

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By clavius42

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