THIS JUST IN!

ExxonMobil finances Republicans; new GOP slogan – “The only political party that gives you gas”…

Artist Thomas Kinkade has died; his services will be held in watercolors…

Augusta National Golf Club still refuses to admit women, “and we are still sorry we let that colored boy in…”

Rick Santorum says “we are going to win in Pennsylvania, or at least that’s what I tell myself in my own little world, where I am already President!”

Sarah Palin co-hosted the Today Show.  Did you hear the one about the joke who was on the morning show?

Ashton Kutcher to play Steve Jobs in film.  Steve Jobs, you just got Punk’d…

 

Found this great story and I’m texting it to my friend!
What I have so far is:

Call me Ishmael

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By clavius42

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