THIS JUST IN!

Romney won’t repudiate Trump on “birther” issue, because “his money’s just as good as the other poor schmucks who fund me…”

Universal Studios introduces “Transformers” ride – “It duplicates the movie experience, in that people are sickened and want to throw up…”

Canadian officials predict that applications for citizenship will skyrocket if Mitt Romney is elected…

Snooki admits she’s disappointed in her baby’s sex; Snooki’s baby admits he’s disappointed in choice of mother…

So excited! Just bought some stock in Facebook!!!

What??? Why is everyone laughing???

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By clavius42

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