Today the local mayor of a small border town in Mexico said that he would be retiring soon, and if Mitt Romney wanted to run “my Amercia, he is welcome to it.”
“Amercia is not as impressive as running an entire nation,” said Mayor Holan Juan, but if the Republican presidential nominee would prefer our humble town, so be it. He won’t have to deal with much, as long as he has a good relationship with the Mexican people.”
A campaign coordinator for Romney declined to comment on Mayor Juan’s proposal, and was also reported to apply the palms of his hands to his face. Rumor also has it that the person responsible for the misspelling on the smart phone app was recently in hiding with George Zimmerman.
Persons polled recently have voiced their opinions, however, of the possible election of Romney as Amercia’s mayor. An overwhelming result of the poll indicated that a good portion of Americans approve. “As far as we are concerned, they can have him,” wrote one person.
In related news, due to more spelling glitches, Mitt Romney’s campaign advisors have recalled several “Vitriol Against Obama” banners…