THIS JUST IN!

Mohammed Morsi sworn in as Egypt’s president – “If you’re not a woman, or from Israel or America, I have your best interests in mind…”

Terrified Katie Holmes files for divorce from Tom Cruise – “There’s a reason Tom doesn’t seem to age…”

Charlie Sheen says he’s drinking again. People surprised by news at a steady 0.01 %.

Nothing says “potentially life-threatening, destructive storm” like “Debby”…

Gay conservative group endorses Mitt Romney; Hispanic Teachers for Elites may be up next…

Romney – “Obama should’ve been a governor before president”; MA citizens – “Mitt should’ve been a governor before running for president…”

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By clavius42

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