Arizona Investigators Say Obama Birth Certificate Fake, Not Taken Seriously Because They’re in Arizona

PHOENIX, AZ (Duh) – Today investigators for Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio declared that President Obama’s birth certificate is “definitely fraudulent”.  “It is, in fact, a computer-generated forgery,” said chief investigator Mike Zullo.  “This is more proof that Obama was retroactively  groomed for the presidency as early as his childhood.”

The supposed bombshell would have created a larger impact, many political experts say, if the information wasn’t coming from people living in Arizona. “Credibility is no longer associated with a good portion of the populace, but you have to admit, at least these batshit crazy theories aren’t just coming out of Rush Limbaugh’s and Glenn Beck’s mouths, so kudos for the variety.”

“I’m pretty sure Mitt Romney would not be popular with these investigators, as his father was born in Mexico,” said a top Obama advisor.  “But I’m sure that, if they looked really hard, that they could find evidence that he was instead born in Hawaii…”

Mitt Romney’s campaign declined to comment on the investigators’ findings, only to say that “if they had worked for Bain Capital, Romney would not have had them outsourced…”

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By clavius42

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