Top Ten Reasons Romney Won’t Release Returns *

10. Will reveal relationship with Gotti family

9. All “i'”s in returns are dotted with little red hearts

8. Because Joseph Smith told him not to

7. Invested in Book of Mormon musical before seeing it

6. Because no one has said the magic word

5. Used prize horse as dependent

4. Failed plan for car garage dealership

3. Retroactively released them when he was at Bain Capital

2. It would pull focus from life-time plan to never disclose anything

and the Number One Reason Romney Won’t Release Returns

1. His plan to use American people as a deduction

 

 

* Yes, two of these in one day – sue me.

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By clavius42

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