Top Ten “The Dark Knight Rises” Spoilers

10. Commissioner Gordon is actually Sirius Black

9. Anne Hathaway performs tribute to Halle Berry

8. Bat Tumbler found to have created pollution problem in Gotham

7. The Avengers make surprise appearance, ensuring that movie will make 2 billion worldwide

6. Bane reveals checkered past in investment firm

5. Bruce Wayne starts SuperPAC for Batman

4. Alfred opens can of whoop ass on henchmen

3. Lucius Fox retroactively outsourced by Bain Capital

2. Ryan Reynolds cameos as Green Lantern, booed by Gotham (and movie audiences)

and the Number One The Dark Knight Rises Spoiler…

1.  It’s a musical!

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By clavius42

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