After countless interviews and statements asking the GOP nominee about what he would do if elected, Mitt Romney said earlier today that he will continue saying nothing and dodging questions, only until people meet his one condition – that he will be elected President of the United States.
“I have answers for everything, from the dramatic thing to aid the economy to everything in between,” explained Romney. “But until I am elected President, I’m not saying anything definite, other than our current President isn’t fixing anything.”
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid delivered his retort to the statement. “Sure, I may have a somewhat distorted perception of reality, but at least I take the time to make up my facts! But don’t hold me to it.”
Even members of the GOP have expressed their concerns with Romney’s stance. “Mr. Romney, will you for the love of God tell the American people anything??? This is our plea to you, sir – Help us keep hold of what little credibility we have.”
In related news, pornstar Jenna Jameson said she supports Mitt Romney – “I can identify with him, because we both get paid to screw people…”