THIS JUST IN!

Destructive force with potential to cause severe damage will hit Tampa next week. In other news, Hurricane Isaac is headed for Florida…

This just in – Kristen Bell signs for starring role in good movie. In other news, hell freezes over…

Many musicians request Romney/Ryan campaign to stop playing their songs, Romney announces he will perform covers…

“Stars Earn Stripes” reality show may be cancelled due to false advertising of “reality” and “stars”…

The “Expendables” movies. They’re like “The Love Boat” or “Fantasy Island” for action stars.

Todd Akin will not attend RNC convention, but insists he can still win Senate seat.  In related news, denial still ain’t just a river in Egypt…

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