“2016: Obama’s America” Big Hit with Sheep

The anti-Obama documentary, 2016: Obama’s America, made a very successful $6.2 million at the box office this weekend.  Cinema owners say that most of the ticket buyers were actually herds of sheep.

Based on Conservative author Dinesh D’Souza’s book, “The Roots of Obama’s Rage,” the documentary purports to show what the nation will be like should President Obama be re-elected.  D’Souza, who directed the movie with John Sullivan, is pleased with the response, but wants to make something clear.  “This is not anti-Obama material.  It’s just a way of making people aware of the facts should Obama be re-elected, and the impending apocalypse that might ensue.”

“This film is easily accessible to any ticket buyer, no matter if they’re Conservative or Godless heathen.”

Orrin Agnew, manager of the Cinemark chain of cinemas, says that “sheep of all ages have been coming to see the film.  The thing about sheep – they will pay anything to see anything, and even believe it, even ridiculous fiction like 2016.  Wait…it’s a documentary?  Really?  Ha!”

2016: Obama’s America will be screened this week at the RNC convention in Tampa, along with a heavily edited version of the box-office hit The Hunger Games, focusing mainly on the citizens of the Capitol…

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By clavius42

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