TAMPA – After it was reported that Hurricane Isaac would not hit Tampa as expected, it was discovered that the storm did so because, in its words, “with the RNC convention, people in Tampa have enough things to worry about”.
A spokesman for Isaac added that “it is indeed a force of nature, and can be unpredictable at times, but even possibly destructive weather has scruples.”
The convention should go as planned, with the spotlight on GOP nominee Mitt Romney and VP pick Paul Ryan. But many big names of the Republican party will not be attending this year’s event, most notably, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Sarah Palin, Michele Bachmann, Herman Cain, Rick Perry, and retiring Rep. Ron Paul. “This is not a snub in any way,” explained RNC Chairman Reince Priebus. “None of them could attend because they are preparing forCelebrity Apprentice…”
Plans are under way for the convention when it reconvenes Tuesday. It has been confirmed that musical guests will be Ted Nugent and Megadeth, and catering will be provided by Chick-fil-a and Papa John’s…