THIS JUST IN!

Ann Romney wears leather outfit on Leno, appealing to “mature women who hang out at biker bars” demographic…

Apple CEO Tim Cook apologizes about Maps app – “I would have apologized sooner, but I got lost on the way here…”

Mouth of giant black hole measured for first time, exceeded only by Rush Limbaugh’s…

Second Mona Lisa unveiled for first time in 40 years – “both are identical, except one is lighter than the other, with a larger display…”

Benjamin Netanyahu admits bomb graphic shown at U.N. influenced by top advisor Wile E. Coyote…

Romney says “come Hell or high water, I’m going to win Pennsylvania!”  In related news, the Devil reports flooding…

 

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