Richard Hayes, a garbage man who picks up Mitt Romney’s trash on a daily basis, spoke in a recent video claiming that “Romney doesn’t care about the job I do”.
The Romney camp quickly issued a statement. “It’s not surprising that a liberal special interest group is trying to distract from Obama’s failed agenda with dishonest political attacks,” Romney campaign spokesman Ryan Williams said, “and most importantly, picking up Romney’s trash is supposed to be our job.”
“The sheer volume of crap we have had to deal with over the past few weeks has been staggering,” he continued. “If Mr. Hayes thinks his job is difficult, I suggest that he join the campaign and see what we’re going through!”
Romney, preparing for his first presidential debate with Obama, said that he had no comment at this time, only to say that “he was working hard with his team, coming up with ‘zingers’.”
“Oh sweet Jesus,” commented Williams.
In unrelated news, Ann Coulter said that she is “horrified” that she ever dated liberal men; many men horrified that anyone would date Ann Coulter…