“When you say ‘Muslim brother President’ why are you looking at me, Governor?”
“In my defense, Russia and Iraq have some of the same letters…”
Oh my God! I just realized McCain and Romney have the same smile!
“My response is what the President just said, but I plan to deny it tomorrow…”
Romney blames the current unrest in the world on female reproductive rights.
Romney has a “Stepford moment”…
“Ten years before I came into office, education was great. You’re welcome, Massachusetts…”
“Look at my resume, dammit! I know what it takes! Four years! The Olympics! Bzzzzzt!” *smoke rising from stage*
New Romney campaign slogan – “Look at My Website!”
“Bob, let me respond to what the Governor just said — utter bullshit…”
Romney calls Obama on not mentioning “bad guys” in statement made after Benghazi attack.
“I like cars, because I am a son of Detroit!” Somebody pinch me.
“I love teachers! If I was for education, I would support them!”
“I’m Bob Schieffer, thank you for joining us. I’m gonna go get shitfaced. Good night!”