Fox News Calls Hurricane Sandy “Elaborate Stunt by Obama”

Fox News’ Eric Bolling said today that Hurricane Sandy, the monster storm which has overtaken the East Coast, is just another attempt by Obama to influence voters.

“Romney is clearly in the lead, and now this storm hits, which enables Obama to do his presidential thing?  I don’t buy it!”

Mitt Romney said today that his heart goes out to the people of the East Coast.  “As you all know, I love people!  Some of my best friends are people, and no doubt yours are, too.  Oh, and women, too.”

Bolling said that he will extend his political commentary show to investigate what he calls “the Obama/Sandy scam”.  “Obama and this ‘climate change’ are clearly partners, and their one goal is to get more votes and ensure a second term for Obama.  Fox News will uncover the truth, because that’s what we are good at.  We are fully prepared to use every tool at our disposal, including making up crap.”

Paul Ryan said that his heart goes out to the people of the East Coast as well, and “if women’s issues weren’t draining my superpowers, I would be saving Conservative voters right now”.

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By clavius42

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