Bitches Nationwide Name Ann Coulter Their Leader

Ann Coulter

Conservative pundit Ann Coulter blasted Latinos this week in her column,  “America Nears El Tipping Pointo”, claiming that there is a “deluge of unskilled immigrants pouring into the country” and “these nitwits deserve lives of misery and joblessness”.

“Non-whites have no business breathing our air,” Coulter commented, “also people who aren’t Conservative, blond or female.  Of course, in my case, that last trait may be disputed.”

As a result of Coulter’s history of blasting anyone who does not support her claims, bitches nationwide have officially announced their nomination of her as their leader.

“She has shown that a person can be downright ugly inside and out, and still be able to have a public following.  We believe that she stands for our ideals as an uncompromising, narcissistic woman who will never know when to shut up.  Tradition suggests that she will be offered her own reality show next.”

The GOP has distanced themselves from Coulter’s recent comments.  “It is our goal to reach out to minorities, even Latinos,” said House Speaker John Boehner.  “Ms. Coulter’s views do not reflect ours in the least, and we will keep saying that until one of us is elected President.”

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By clavius42

3 comments on “Bitches Nationwide Name Ann Coulter Their Leader

  1. I’d prefer a ‘deluge of unskilled immigrants’ willing to come to this country and work hard for low pay doing hard work, than even one A. Colter, who contributes absolutely nothing to our society.

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