My New Year’s Resolutions


1) Run into department stores and yell “we’re being invaded!”

2) Stop questioning existence of Velcro.

3) Knock on door of Fox News building and ask “would you like some facts?”

4) Uninstall Windows 3.1.

5) Play marathon of F-Troop episodes, point out historical inaccuracies.

6) Learn to play the vuvuzela.

7) Eat a Twinkie. *

8) Build a house made of Splenda.

9) Create art made from fortune cookie fortunes.

10) Put together slideshow of places I would like to paint someday.

* oh wait. Damn.

By clavius42

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