WASHINGTON – Over the weekend, Sen. John McCain told “Meet The Press” host David Gregory that there was a “massive cover-up” of the events which transpired last year in Benghazi.
“There are so many answers we don’t know,” McCain told host David Gregory. “Granted, most of the answers I’ve chosen to ignore, but that doesn’t change the fact that there is a conspiracy in the Obama administration.”
When asked to elaborate, McCain told Gregory that “my facts will be revealed in later episodes of the show, as well as other morning news shows, since you keep inviting me on for some unexplainable reason.”
McCain also claimed that the meteor which struck Chelyabinsk Friday was “a fabrication by the White House, to divert attention from Chuck Hagel’s confirmation as defense secretary.”
“But we can’t help that now,” said McCain. “The damage has already been done. But I do have to applaud the people behind the meteor crash. Obviously they were the same ones who were behind the fake lunar landing.”
In related news, a bill is being considered which would ensure that Sen. McCain would be forcibly instructed to remain on his medications…