Some Historical Misconceptions

1) American settlers had Wi-Fi. (not true, but they did have dial-up…)

2) Genghis Khan was Captain Kirk’s mortal enemy…

3) Paul Revere texted “1 if by land, 2 if by sea”…

4) Alexander Graham Bell invented the iPhone…

5) William Shakespeare wrote “Transformers”…

6) The Civil War was a battle between PC and MAC users…

7) Bill Gates wrote the Constitution…

8) Pac-Man was popular with early man. (actually, they loved Pong…)

9) Betsy Ross designed the American flag with Photoshop…

10) The Boston Tea Party was a bunch of morons bitching about big government…

11) “Gazpacho” was the secret police of Nazi Germany.

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By clavius42

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