THIS JUST IN!

Justin Bieber apologizes to Lindsay Lohan regarding recent rant – “I realized that given my behavior, I may be becoming her…”

Mitch McConnell mistaken for life-size wax sculpture of himself at CPAC…

Pope Benedict XVI is the first pope to resign in nearly 600 years. This is known as “The Vatican Shake”…

Rob Portman reverses position on gay marriage; In related news, GOP announces search for new Ohio Senator…

North Korea vows to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States. I’m blaming it on Dennis Rodman.

Pope Benedict XVI will not really leave the Vatican, and will be addressed as “Your Holiness”. I believe this is known as The Leno…

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