Mark Sanford wins congressional election. “I will treat South Carolina like my mistress – um, wife!”
The Great Gatsby director Baz Luhrmann accused of substance abuse, in that he took a novel of substance and abused it.
CNN and Carnival neck in neck for most disasters.
Fox News promises damning Benghazi evidence against Obama as soon as they make it up.
GOP says that as far as the next presidential race goes, Ted Cruz is the best Canadian for the job.
Gun control debate continues as Congress reconvenes to resume ignoring it.