CONNECTIONS TO THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION:
BENGHAZI – No evidence found!
BUT Over 100 e-mails released reveal that the building was CIA, not primarily a diplomatic office. Also, Chris Stevens turned down requests for security twice!
ALSO Many Republicans admit they have no idea where Benghazi is located! hint: It starts with an “L”.
IRS – No evidence found!
BUT Representative Darrell Issa (R-California) admitted that he had known for a year about allegations of the Internal Revenue Service selectively targeting Tea Party groups for scrutiny.
DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE and the AP – No evidence found!
BUT – well, actually, nothing. The White House is not involved in decisions made in connection with criminal investigations, as those matters are handled independently by the Justice Department.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE SCANDAL UPDATES AS THEY DO NOT HAPPEN!