TN: So you must be pretty busy today, huh?
C: Not really.
TN: Why not?
C: Well, most couples these days meet online, through services like Match.com and eHarmony. Hell, they are even meeting through apps now!
TN: So I’m guessing the bow and arrow business is not as good as it used to be?
C: Pretty much. And now it’s a lot of chiding by other mythical characters.
C: Lotta name calling mostly. “Diaper Boy”, “Lovelorn Legolas”.
If it wasn’t for “The Hunger Games”, my mystique would be totally non-existent.
TN: Sorry to hear that.
C: Eh, no big whoop. At least I’ve got my porn site.
TN: I won’t ask.
C: Yeah, I wouldn’t.
TN: So has the world really changed that much since you started your business?
C: Has it! The divorce rate is way up, physical interaction has been replaced by texting, and don’t get me started about those Cialis commercials. Trojan Man and I have had regular bitch sessions about those things.
TN: Do you think the texting thing will eventually replace human contact?
C: Just a matter of time, dude. Pretty soon love will be something that slips through the cracks of technology.
TN: Nicely put!
C: Thanks. I also moonlight writing for Hallmark.
TN: Well thanks for your time.
C: No sweat. Enjoy Valentine’s Day.
TN: I’m single.