10. Be mine, for Obama’s Apocalypse is coming.
9. You’re my Keystone pipeline to love.
8. You put the Fox in Fox News!
7. Do your eyes get misty when you think of Chris Christie?
6. We’ll hold hands and get rid of the homeless!
5. Is that a filibuster in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, Obama is the Devil.
3. I want to be a caveman to your dinosaur.
2. Tell me that we’re happy, but don’t say you’re gay about it.
and the number one Republican National Committee Valentine’s Day E-Card…
1. Cupid’s arrow has im-Palined me!