Top Ten Alternate Titles for Third Hobbit Movie

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As you know, the third Hobbit movie’s subtitle has been changed from There and Back Again to The Battle of the Five Armies.  But that wasn’t the only possible title change.   

Top Ten Alternate Titles for Third Hobbit Movie

10) Attack of the Dwarves (or Revenge of the Sauron)

9) Three More Hours of Middle Earth

8) The End of This Freakin’ Thing

7) Smaug Gets His Own Spin-Off

6) A Tribute to Wigs and Facial Hair

5) Andy Serkis Plays Everyone

4) The Extended Director’s Cash Grab

3) Don’t Drink Anything Before Watching This

2) The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

and the Number One Alternate Title for the Third Hobbit Movie…

1) Peter Jackson’s WETA Dream

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By clavius42

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