Top Ten Signs of Global Warming (Sorry, ‘Climate Change’)



10. “Can’t see the forest for the trees” doesn’t make any sense anymore.

9. Hurricanes in Kuwait.

8. You can’t read your thermometer because it has melted.

7. Nevada becomes West Coast.

6. You need to “catch a wave” to get to work.

5. The Eiffel Tower becomes “that short, pointy thing in the water”.

4. Your husband no longer says, “fish for dinner again???”

3. Monopoly money becomes actual currency.

2. Dust masks start trending.

And the Number One Sign of Global Warming…

1. Hell has actually frozen over.


By clavius42

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