WASHINGTON – Many members of the Bush administration are disappointed with President Barack Obama’s refusal to send troops into Iraq.
“To not recognize the precious oil he could save by doing so,” said former vice president and Fox News poster boy Dick Cheney, “well, that’s as ridiculous as an historic war between the the Shias and Sunnis.”
Former U.S. Deputy Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz, said that the current president “doesn’t have an inkling as to what kind of damage his behavior will do to big business.”
“Has he not learned anything from when my president was in office?” said Wolfowitz.
Fox News host Sean Hannity is adamant that measures should be taken to insure the safety and well being of Iraq’s oil reserves. “There is this common misconception that what is most valuable is human life, but then you would start having to defend Medicare and Obamacare if you seriously believe that.”
Former Bush-era diplomat John Bolton weighed in on the current events. “This president has shown time and time again that he is not fit for the presidency,” he said. “What the average American people need is his first priority. What does he have against the wealthy?”
When asked about the concerns he had about the Obama administration and their decisions for Iraq, former president George W. Bush said that he had just painted a portrait of his toe…