Climate change deniers nationwide rallied today with the slogan “Take Back Our World”, which referred to many conservatives and Tea Partiers demand for their crappy treatment of the planet to not be denied by Democrats and environmentalists.
“Treating Earth like we treat women and minorities is our Constitutional right,” said one activist. “If you try to take that away from us, you’re denying our forefathers’ attitudes toward global warming.”
Sen. Brandon Smith (R-KY) said that “I believe in academia we can all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here, and you don’t hear any gripes about climate change from Martians.”
Some conservatives are even purposely making their cars spew black smoke as a protest against Obama and environmentalists. “Not unlike the smoke Fox News blows up our ass any given day of the week,” said one conservative.
But many environmentalists are becoming “climate change denier denialists”. “We are all on the same planet, for better or worse, whether we like it or not,” said one environmentalist. “Even if a bunch of our neighbors are clearly batshit crazy.”
“I don’t want to get into a debate about climate change,” added Sen. Smith, “but whether the weather is the reason why people have to weather the weather or not, the world is going to keep on spinning. Which is in itself pretty amazing, given that it’s flat.”
In related news, record temperatures have been reported nationwide, as well as record high levels of idiocy…