Creationist Says Aliens Ungodly, On Fast Track to Hell

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Creationist Ken Ham says people shouldn’t bother with looking for aliens anymore, since none were mentioned in the Bible.

“They’re not mentioned in the Bible, therefore they don’t exist, therefore why bother?” said Ham. “And if they did exist, they would probably be immigrant homosexuals, so they’re on the fast track to hell!”

Ham is president and CEO of Answers in Genesis and the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky, which features displays of man and dinosaurs co-existing.

“Since the world is only 7,000 years old, anything older than that would be ungodly.  Which means that aliens are ungodly.  People believe liberal nonsense like Close Encounters of the Third Kind and E.T..  In that one, a heathen alien even has a friendship with a God fearing boy!  Some people call it a classic, I call it blasphemous!”

NASA administrator Charles Bolden said last week that it’s “highly improbable in the limitless vastness of the universe that we humans stand alone”.  “But because of people like Ham, it’s even more improbable that they would ever contact us,” added Bolden.

“Aliens are just as made up as Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and global warming,” said Ham.  “There’s something I wear that protects me from the lies spread by liberals, and if the president had any decency, he would make all of us wear tinfoil hats!”

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By clavius42

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