Rep. Mo Brooks (R-AL) says that he is very concerned about the future of America.
“There is a war on morons today,” said Brooks, “and it’s being launched by the Democratic Party! It’s not a question of race or sex – Obama is in an all-out battle against stupid people. Of course, his targets seem to mostly be rich Caucasians, but that’s besides the point.”
“It all boils down to a mental issue. Liberals have a bias against people like me, who can’t be trusted to sit the right way on a toilet seat. What does he have against morons? Aren’t we people too? After all that conservatives have done – seriously – are we people? I really want to know.”
Many members of Congress were unavailable for comment, as they were on vacation coming up with new ways to avoid their jobs.
“Let me say again, this has nothing to do with the supposed idea that African Americans and the immigrants on the border are being favored over white morons by the administration. It’s a question of idiocy, and what we can do to protect it,” said Brooks.
A few supporters of Brooks in Alabama defended the rep, claiming that their opposition of the “war on morons” was not racially fueled, according to the Grand Wizard in Tallassee.