NEW YORK – The hosts of Fox News’ morning show “Fox & Friends” has been taking a lot of heat after jokes they made about fired football player Ray Rice and footage depicting him beating his fiancee in an elevator.
But co-host Steve Doocy defends the behavior. “If you want tasteful comments, why are you watching our show?” said Doocy. “Our policy is to offer tact and taste-free programming. Keeping our comments in check is not what we do at Fox News. We give viewers what they expect – stupid and crass views on subjects we know next to nothing about. It’s not like we have degrees or something.”
Co-host Brian Kilmeade explained the philosophy of the show. “Other morning shows deliver accurate news and thoughtful programming,” said Kilmeade. “We are all about the opposite.”
New co-host Anna Kooiman was also asked for her opinion, to which she only replied, “I like stuff.”
“It’s not like we trashed some gay liberal battered Spic woman, suggesting she needs a transvaginal ultrasound to shut her up!” added Doocy.
“Though that would be pretty funny come to think of it.”
In related news, a recent poll suggests that many people believe the world would be a better place if Ann Coulter never talked again.