Today I am interviewing one of the most popular holiday icons – the Easter Bunny!
GR: Welcome Mr. Bunny!
EB: Peter, or Pete…
GR: Peter Cottontail?
EB: Whatever floats your boat. Got a smoke?
GR: Isn’t that bad for you?
EB: Hey, it’s my day off. Sue me.
GR: Well I’d like to thank you for coming in on your day off. I suppose you’re getting ready for next Sunday?
EB: Yeah. Got my eggs ordered and everything.
GR: Don’t you make your own eggs?
EB: What do I look like, a chicken? These things come already painted too. Thank God for eBay…
GV: So what do you do when you’re not working?
EB: I play video games mostly.
GR: Really!
EB: Oh yeah, I play lots of games. Mostly Call of Duty, Far Cry 3, that sort. I stay away from Mario, Kirby, etc. Any games where I have to hop or jump. I do that crap plenty in real life.
GV: So what other hobbies do you have, since you only work one day of the year?
EB: Yeah, it’s a cushy gig, ain’t it? Great benefits too. Of course, I don’t have the recognition that other holiday icons do, particularly Santa Claus. Fat bastard.
GV: Thanks for your time, and “hoppy Easter”!
EB: Yeah, like I’ve never heard that one…
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Good one! Of course.